For a dreamy 36 hours over the weekend it looked as if my mystery virus might actually turn out to have been malaria, but no such luck. We are back to tests and different smashing doctors proving to their satisfaction that apart from being ill, I'm very well indeed. It is like the world's most boring episode of House except that no one has suggested Lupus and I don't get new life-threatening symptoms every fifteen minutes.
Anyway, tabs, mostly via twitter, sorry they're not being credited:
- The guy who stole thousands of objects from the V&A to furnish his council flat.
- The funniest book review I can remember reading, and funnier even than the Dan Brown thing everyone including me has been loving this week. (Not just funny.)
- White House security is racist (gloopy journalese but shocking).
- Who would kill a monk seal?