Caltech has 950 undergraduates and doesn't offer athletic scholarships. The Beavers, its basketball team, hadn't won a game in its division for 25 years. They did, in the season finale, last Tuesday night. The crowd, including at least one Nobel laureate (I hear from Slate's Hang Up and Listen podcast), went bananas. Here's a little bit of ESPN video.
But the real reason to click on the link is to listen is the last line, which is either a brilliant joke or a brilliant irony. I haven't time to listen eight times and work out which it is.
(The women's team finished the season 0-25.)