The world is more straightforward than you think. (Unless you're one of THOSE people, of course, in which case it is more complicated.)
Friday, 30 July 2010
... was interviewed on Radio 5 this morning. He was saying at the usual length (a long length) how much he tells things like they are. He was sycophantically asked what he'd be like as an X Factor judge. He said, 'Well, I suppose I'd be like Simon Cowell. Or he's like me.'