Wednesday, 23 June 2010

naked footballers

Steven Gerrard showed his torso a couple of games back, and I thought: lots of footballers show their chests and none of them seem to have any hair on them. As it happens, I see a lot of naked men, and so I know this is unusual. Do they all get waxed?

I could believe it, especially of the top ones. They have a lot of free time, and I wouldn't be surprised if they widely embrace a porn aesthetic - their wives and girlfriends definitely seem to.

I have been watching John Isner playing Nicolas Mahut since before the beginning of time.


elegancemaison said...
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Miss Jones said...

This is why Ryan Giggs could never play in a World Cup. Not because his country failed to qualify each time, but because he breached a secret international-tournament body-hair threshold.