Don't buy books from Aardvark Books. I bet this brings them to their scrawny knees. I don't think the mighty Cuppy annotated the aardvark, and I always wondered why, and now I know. If I were annotating the aardvark, I would annotate it thus:
The aardvark is a sort of weasel. I do not know how big it is and I do not care but its fingers or claws are nimble enough to bilk online purchasers out of their online purchases, as is its mean-spirited brain. Who knows what it thinks about the knotty problem of procreation. I hope it never thinks about it at all and we won't hear as much of it in the future.