Here are some extracts from the first few pages:
(Describing a toy that plays golf) Instead of playing real golf and dying early from a heart attack, the answer is to give up proper golf entirely in favour of Pit Green golf...and (Desribing an indoor putting green)
Best of all, though, is the fact that unlike with real golf, you can put your glass of Scotch on the sideboard between shots.and
(Reviewing a football video game) Any more realistic and we'll be able to do with the real game completely.'I didn't read any more, but presumably there were also pieces on how we all think cricket, tennis, running and c. are total pains in the arse compared with sitting around watching the telly.