Monday 28 September 2009

not his real name


Because so many NFL stars are called made-up weird names like JaMarcus, DeSean, Leveranues (a total misspelling on the part of the authorities, since he is pronounced Laverneus), I find it funny that so many of them have such prosaic names (Fred Taylor, Fred Jackson, Thomas Jones, Jonathan Stewart).

Chad Johnson is a pretty normal name. His second name was Javon, which is more like it. I mean it is Javon, but his surname is no longer Johnson. He legally changed it to Ochocinco to reflect his shirt number (85, which should more correctly be 'ochenta y cinco', but that would be, like, a stupid name). He's a really good player, by the way. He walks the walk.

I really like Chad Ochocinco. He has raced a horse and his children are called Jicyra, Chad Johnson II, Chade and Chaiel. He's an Arsenal fan.

3 comments:

Marie said...

My brain hurts.

Holly said...

sounds like pasta to me.

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