Thursday 9 April 2009

'don't suffer in silence', ...

... says the leaflet poked through my letterbox this morning. It goes on:
Let me destroy your problems before they destroy you
Professor Fadjal
Clairvoyant + Medium + Astrologer

The Prof, as we call him round here, was born gifted with spiritual power, and can help solve your problems, no matter what they, using the OCCULT SCIENCES and the MOST POWERFUL SPELL. He can deal with both 'Sexual Impotency' and 'an unknown illness'. He can reunite you with a loved one, Wife or Husband who has walked out of you life, or protect you from 'Evil Forces (Black Magic)' and 'Jealous ENEMIES'.

He will also read you and foresee your future. You might think he sounds like a charlatan or some such, but 'Results' are 'Guaranteed'. He is open every day, answers immediately and you have to get off the bus at Cricklewood Lane.

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