I hope you check out Pravda from time to time. It's the best newspaper site on the planet. Among the headlines on today's by no means atypical front page are:
Pregnant baby girl born in Saudi Arabia
Hungry beavers cause energy crisis in Russia
Russian women tries to smuggle 1,170 parrots*
Soviet cosmonauts conceal truth about UFOs
Nurses make medicine most sexual science of all
Amero to become USA’s new currency when dollar collapses
and my personal favourite, the enigmatic, almost wistful, 'And there will be no need in sperm'
Pravda means 'truth'.
* Alongside a picture of budgies
2 comments:
Utter genius. Have never seen that before. My favourite headline for today is "Sex traumas are not funny at all no matter how funny they seem to be". NOT AT ALL. NO. STOP LAUGHING.
The articles themselves are excellent as well. I recommend the Pulitzer Prize standard expose of sexy nurses and just what makes them so sexy. Includes explanations of why strippers like to dress as nurses (the caps are easy to remove, apparently) and ends with the plangent sentence: 'Patients fall in love with good doctors only'.
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